Okay, I was reading a random blog, and I got to the bottom. There is was. Something I had always known had been done, but in my heart of hearts really wasn't true. I was actually raised by a Trekie. So the thought of Trek Porn atually kinda scared me. All can see in my head is my had naked with a com badge on surrounded by other older aging Trekies, and I got a bit sqeemish.
I get it, porn, like fashion is about trends, but really? Star Trek? Out of all the things in the world, you had to go and do things that could scare some people? lol. Okay mabbe not that bad, but really? Come on? We could of spoofed Tracey Lords. At least then that would of been funny, and we could of skipped the who Spock and green ejaculate thing. WTF was that?
Okay, so you watch this, then, BAM! You have awful visions of William Shatner and Nichelle Nichols at the ages they are now getting it on. It, if not in the right mood, can put very bad images in your head. How about this one, Leonard Nimoy and Kristi Alley? Huh? That's going to keep you up for days. I know it will.
No, I love the Treckies, and I get they need their porn too. That doean't mean I can get through it with out a bad thought or two. Okay maybe three. Cause you start to mix in other things they've done, and it can all just become a big jumbled mess. lol.
Let Trek Porn take it's place in the Fantasty Porn that can be watched, but only when you're on a date with a really really hot dork. If he's a Trekie you'll just find a spiecal place in his heart. If not at least some really hot dork sex. Hey what can I say dorks are hot. lol
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