I need to stop playing with Stumble.

Okay, I was reading a random blog, and I got to the bottom. There is was. Something I had always known had been done, but in my heart of hearts really wasn't true. I was actually raised by a Trekie. So the thought of Trek Porn atually kinda scared me. All can see in my head is my had naked with a com badge on surrounded by other older aging Trekies, and I got a bit sqeemish.

I get it, porn, like fashion is about trends, but really? Star Trek? Out of all the things in the world, you had to go and do things that could scare some people? lol. Okay mabbe not that bad, but really? Come on? We could of spoofed Tracey Lords. At least then that would of been funny, and we could of skipped the who Spock and green ejaculate thing. WTF was that?

Okay, so you watch this, then, BAM! You have awful visions of William Shatner and Nichelle Nichols at the ages they are now getting it on. It, if not in the right mood, can put very bad images in your head. How about this one, Leonard Nimoy and Kristi Alley? Huh? That's going to keep you up for days. I know it will.

No, I love the Treckies, and I get they need their porn too. That doean't mean I can get through it with out a bad thought or two. Okay maybe three. Cause you start to mix in other things they've done, and it can all just become a big jumbled mess. lol.

Let Trek Porn take it's place in the Fantasty Porn that can be watched, but only when you're on a date with a really really hot dork. If he's a Trekie you'll just find a spiecal place in his heart. If not at least some really hot dork sex. Hey what can I say dorks are hot. lol

Okay Then

Let me get my soap box out here. Okay. Now I love sex just like the next women. I've even had flights of fancy of swinging, gang bangs and orgies. Nothing wrong with that. I do however see a problem with these little young girls (yes they're girls, I hardly call 19 a grown women, just cause they're legal doesn't mean they know what they're doing.) going out and getting so hollowed out we can see the burger they had in '93 when there were still in primary school. Do they not know at some point that muscle will give out? It's like they're goal is to have to wear adult diapers at age 40. There are other ways.

Take for example the not doing anal so much route, or not doing it at all. No where have I seen it written that a girl had to anal to the point she just has to spread her cheeks to take a deuce. I also have seen many girls have a great and wonderful career without ever doing one anal shot. It's totally possible to keep something for yourself and still be in the biz. Hard to believe now a days, but it's true.

A good star knows it's about her look, not how many holes are up for grabs. Eating well, staying off drugs, and have a good time. All of these things make a good porn star. Unless you're in to what I call 'Dark Porn', I've never had a complaint from a customer or a director if she is healthy, clean, and having a good time. It all shows on film and people notice. Screams of pain isn't hot or sexy and turns people off. Screams of pleasure is hot, erotic, and keeps them coming back to buy more. Watching porn is a lot like having sex itself. None wants to feel like they are watching or participating in a rape. It's not fun and it just leaves you feeling dirty.

Now don't get me wrong, I like anal. Every so often a cruise down the Hershey Highway can be fun and super exciting. But like all good things too much is not good. Anal is like expensive wine. You should break it out for special occasions. That way it stays like the first time every time. When you wear your favorite shirt it eventually stretches out and deforms, think of the ass the same way. Cause if it opens up that far you won't feel anything, and you might as well go sleep with a hallway.

A whole new world.

Well I've been joking to my friends that I would do this. SO here I am. I've been in the idustry for over 11 years. I have mostly been a talent scout. Though once or twice I have been convinced to go in front of a camera or two. I'm not a ugly woman after all. lol.
This is more so I can let out how the trends of the induarty has gone to places that noone should go, and how I see they effect people. Now don't get me wrong, I will tell you where the good stuff is. Where to buy it and where not to buy it. Afterall what's a porn blog with out knowing where to find the good stuff? lol
SO welcome to my little world. I hope you have a good time. I know I will writing and sharing this with you all. I have a foul mouth and an even fouler eye. Good luck and I hope at some point I get the chance to offend you.
Kisses
CJScout